What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

women sports....

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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