- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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