guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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