Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What do you call a black man? A person

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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