how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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69

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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