a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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I just drank a cola.

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I was once a hamster.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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