- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Wright flyer

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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