- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A man walks into a bar Ouch

God

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Wright flyer

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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