- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Catholicism.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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