- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

all hail based mark

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Catholicism.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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