Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Anti Joke

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