Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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I was once a hamster.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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I just drank a cola.

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