What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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The Game

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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