why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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69

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Once upon a time

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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