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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Sarah Palin

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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