- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Womens rights !

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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