Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

child labor

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

everybody loves raymond

hi bye

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