- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

test

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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