Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Bags of delicious poop.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Sixty... eight

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Vagina cream... end of story

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How do you make a car? You build it.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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