- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y u do dis?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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