How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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canada

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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suck my balls mr.garison

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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i have two hands.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Anti Joke

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