- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Christianity

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

what happens every day? People die

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