whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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