- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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