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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

banana

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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