- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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