- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why was the woman?

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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