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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Hey, Max!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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