- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

every knight i see an owl at window

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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