- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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