- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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