What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Your mother is average.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How long is a china man?

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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