- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

._____________________. Whale!

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Cheese stick

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