- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

im watching you..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man makes a sandwich.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

your mom

This statement is false.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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