- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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