- Anti Joke

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.