- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

._____________________. Whale!

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Autism speaks but not really

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Cheese stick

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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