Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Mullets

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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