? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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