Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

kesha is a virgin.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

A seal walks into a club.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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