- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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