What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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