A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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You will not press the like button.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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