A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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