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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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