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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

hi bye

Justin Bieber

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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