- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

YES! EXACTLY!

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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