if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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