what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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dick dick dick... frogs

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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