- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

bacon

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

knock knock get lost!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Wait what? I did not type that!

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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