What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Justin Bieber

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#Hanging Degus

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Breast cancer.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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How long is a china man?

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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