Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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you lose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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